(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
Ah, do you smell that?
Oh,
what an intoxicating aroma.
Mmm...
Oh, man!
It's making my nose hungry.
Where is that smell
coming from?
Let's find out!
(ALL GASP)
RAVEN:
It's coming from under there.
Hey! What are you doing?
We have come here in search
of the smell of the gods.
You must be talking about
the new, new car smell.
You like that, huh? Bladow!
Yeah, I've been tinkering,
tweaking and straight up
improverating everything
on the T-car.
The engine's purring
like a kitten. Meow.
The suspension is springy
like fresh baked bread.
Delicious!
The steering now handles
like a car. Honk, honk!
There's only so much
you can do with steering.
This is why you are
my best friend
and only true confidant.
You act as if you hold
more affection for the vehicle
than for us, Cyborg.
I do! You guys are garbage
compared to my baby.
And I love you guys.
Aw, he said he loved us.
He also called us garbage.
You have to understand,
I found this car
when it was just a baby.
He had fallen out of his nest
and I knew he couldn't fend
for himself, so I took him in,
taught him karate,
Spanish and most importantly,
how to be a man.
Hola, coche.
None of that
was true, Starfire.
But it feels true,
which makes it true.
I wish you guys
could love this car
the way I love him.
Oh, I know what we're doing...
Road Trip!
(ALL GROAN)
Come on!
A road trip is the most
fun thing in the world.
We'll bring snacks...
Snacks? (CHEERING)
Road Trip!
We'll bond as team mates
and learn life lessons
we'll never learn
cooped up in not-a-car.
Team bonding!
(CHEERING) Road Trip!
But where shall we go?
CYBORG: From Point A
to Point B.
But it's not the destination
that matters,
it's the journey.
Ooh, a magical journey?
Abracadabra, darling!
Whoo-hoo! Road trip!
Can I keep reading my book?
You might get car sick,
but sure.
(SARCASTICALLY)
Whoo-hoo. Road trip.
Whoo-hoo! Road trip!
By the end of this trip,
you guys are going to
love this car as much as I do.
Uh-oh, the HIVE!
And it looks like
they're stealing!
All right!
They're in for a road trip!
-Oh, yeah!
-(CHUCKLES) That was awesome!
-It was all right.
-I do not know why we are
cheering such
deplorable behavior.
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
I love road trips!
You guys having fun?
No, we're out of snacks.
There's been
zero team bonding.
I have not seen one fairy
or the wizard
on this magical journey.
And I'm starting
to get car sick.
Then stop reading in the car!
Look, every road trip
can get a little dull
and that's what
road games are for.
(GASPS) No, I learned
a long time ago
not to play the road games.
Do you want the ball?
Then go get it!
-(DOG BARKING)
-(CAR SCREECHING)
(DOG YELPS)
(CAR SPEEDS AWAY)
Not those kinds
of road games, Star.
I know, let's play Slug Bug.
-(GRUNTS)
-(GRUNTS AND CHUCKLES)
All right, you got me.
(GASPS) Beast Boy,
why would you do such a thing?
It's part of the game, Star.
Any time you see a bug go by,
you yell "Slug Bug" and punch
someone in the arm.
I understand.
-Slug Bug!
-Ow!
I see another insect, oh!
No, you don't understand.
(INSECT BUZZING)
Slug Bug! Slug Bug!
(SCREAMS) That's the wrong
kind of bug! We meant...
Slug Bug! Slug Bug!
Slug Bug! Slug Bug! Slug Bug!
(GROANING)
What a delightful game.
(CHUCKLES)That was fun.
(SOBBING)
Please, let's play,
"I Spy" instead.
-I spy with my little...
-Another insect.
-Slug Bug!
-Why?
Oh, yeah, now it's starting
to feel like a road trip.
Look, the HIVE again.
Come on, guys,
let's help 'em out,
after all, we are superheroes.
(CHUCKLES)
Hey, Gizmo, you need a ride
to the mechanic?
Uh, sure, that's awfully nice
of you guys.
Cool, hop in.
-(CYBORG CHUCKLES)
-Hey!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man.
My foot slipped.
-Okay.
-Really?
Oops, sorry about that.
Hop on in.
-(CYBORG CHUCKLES)
-Come on!
Okay, okay, for real
this time, jump in.
(LAUGHING)
No, I'm serious,
I'm going to stop this time.
Come on, come on, come on.
(LAUGHING)
I love road trips again!
I'm bored again!
Bored? What about
all that fun we had?
Perhaps we are not
the vehicle people.
Yeah, can we go back
to the Tower?
No, we are traveling
to Point B.
Now have some car fun.
(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
-Uh-oh, look out,
that's my jam!
-(MUSIC STOPS)
Nuh-uh, we're not doing that.
-Hey, I was listening to that.
-(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Nobody wants to see
your groove on.
Take your groove off!
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, so you get to control
the radio!
What's up with that, man?
I was about to get
my groove on.
You see my cape flying there.
CYBORG: Get your cape
out of my face!
I'm trying to see the road!
(GROANS)
Slug Bug!
(CRYING) Why are there
so many bugs in this car?
Well, I warned you.
-(RAVEN VOMITING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL GROANING)
That's it!
Do you want me
to stop this car?
Do you?
Do you want to walk home?
You really gonna walk?
But that was just
an empty threat.
Sorry, but we're done
with the road trip.
I never want to get
in that car again.
Enjoy the rest
of your non-magical journey.
Let's just go home.
Well, you guys are gonna
miss out on the best part
of the road trip!
Hours 12 through 16!
(SIGHS)
Who needs those guys?
I'll get to Point B
all by myself.
Slug Bug! Ow!
I know,
I spy with my little eye...
A terribly handsome dude
who's not having
a good road trip.
(PANTING)
(GROANING)
(SIGHS)
Hey guys, I've got four comfy
air-conditioned seats here
with your names on them.
-Nah.
-We are happy perambulating.
I'd rather crawl.
Come on, I'll drive you home.
No need, we're doing great.
Look, I'm sorry
I cooped you up in this car.
I just wanted you to love it
as much as I do.
Hmm, that car looks
like it's driving
on the wrong side of the road.
-ROBIN: It's the HIVE!
-And they look angry.
-Get us out of here!
-Go, go, go!
We're going to have to work
together to get out
of this one.
That sounds like team bonding!
You want to see
some magic, Star?
Abracadabra!
They're still on us!
Engage auto pilot!
I'm going to need an
assist here, Beastie!
Well...
I'm not sure if I have
the strength to fight them.
Booyah!
Snacks!
(GOBBLING)
-(VIDEO GAME POWER-UP CHIME)
-Let's do this!
Nothing's working!
What can I do?
Just keep reading!
Cool.
Oh.
Out the window!
(RAVEN RETCHING)
-Oh, yes!
-Yay! Awesome!
-(ALL CHEERING)
-Whoo-hoo, sweet!
Oh, yeah, that was cool.
Even if we didn't make it
to our destination,
your road trip was pretty fun.
Wait this is it!
This is Point B! We made it!
It's just more road.
I told you, it's not about
the destination,
it's about the journey.
Whatever.
The important thing is,
it's over.
Half over!
Now we got to go from Point B
back to Point A.
That's the best part!
Road trip!
Yeah, we're never
doing that again.
STARFIRE: We live here now.
(SINGING) Gonna eat,
gonna eat,
gonna eat some food!
Oh, box pasta.
Fancy. (GASPS)
Boil water. Stir occasionally.
Come on!
Too much work for this, dude.
Yo, Rave,
can you change the channel?
You change it,
remote's closer to you.
Oh!
No, never mind.
I'll change it
the old fashioned way.
Well, that didn't work at all.
Started a small fire too.
Shall we extinguish
the flames?
Nah,
just call the Fire Department.
But you are in closer
proximity to the phone
than am I.
Ah, no.
Well, we tried.
Ahhh!
Fire!
(SHOUTING)
Water Punch now!
Extinguishing Kick!
(GRUNTS)
(PANTING)
Titans, this is the fourth
fire this week,
I've had to put out
with my sweet ninja moves.
(SHOUTING)
Oh, thanks, man.
Could you also change
the channel?
And fix the TV.
What is up
with this team lately?
Being a super hero is hard.
Sometimes, a period
of the vegetableling out
is most necessary.
(ALARM RINGS)
Looks like your rest
and relaxation is over,
Titans.
Brother Blood has kidnapped
the City Council.
Titans, go!
Oh!
Do we have to?
Yeah, I really don't feel
like teleporting instantly
across the entire city.
Fine, since you're all lazy
and unprepared anyway,
I'll just take my other team!
What is this other team?
Oh, you don't know
about my other team.
Well, maybe a little birdie
can tell you all about it.
(BIRD CALLING)
(BIRD NOISES)
(IN BIRD VOICE) Hello.
Dude, what was...
Ah!
Team Titans meet Team Robin!
-This is Robin.
-Hi there.
-ROBIN: Robin.
-Well, hello.
-And finally, Robin.
-Sup?
Whoa!
There are three other Robins?
Oh, there have been
more than that.
And golly, our chum Batman
does go through
a side kick or two.
But, we're the best
of the best.
That's right, Robin.
Now, if you'll excuse us,
we have a City Council
to save.
Robins, go!
Ahhh!
Mission complete!
Nice work, Robin.
Couldn't have done it
without you, Robin.
Golly, Robin,
you were amazing!
But did you see
Robin out there?
Robin really robined
the Robins.
When I saw Robin,
Robin the Robin, I robined.
TEAM ROBIN: Robin. Robin.
Robin. Robin. Robin.
Team Robin. Caw! Caw!
Dude, they just did our job
for us!
And with great speed
and efficiency.
Of course they did,
they're all Robins.
They always have to be
the best.
Hmm...
Guys, this might shock you,
but I have an idea.
(INAUDIBLE WHISPERING)
ROBIN: Ahem!
I hope seeing us in action
has inspired you all
to try harder.
Totally!
We learned our lesson.
Thanks, Rob.
Always happy to show
what true heroism looks like.
Oh, sorry, I was talking
to the other Robin.
The one who did all the work.
Thanks, glad someone sees
who the real hero is here.
Not you, Robin,
the best Robin.
The one
with the smooth hairless legs.
Thank you.
Guys,
I'm Robin Classic, the best!
Care to test that theory?
Come on guys,
we all know I'm the best.
There's no way
I'm not the best Robin.
Clearly I'm the best,
at least the toughest.
-Ahhh!
-Whoa!
(STRUGGLING) Argh!
Come on, guys,
you all better recognize...
-Whoa, whoa, whoa...
This is the OG Robin.
-(TEAM ROBIN SQUABBLING)
(HORN BLOWS)
Now, obviously,
the best Robin
is the strongest,
the quickest,
the most capable, right?
So, for instance,
the Robin who could get pizza
the fastest...
Getting pizza?
-How is that going to be...
-It's going to be me!
-Hold on.
-No, wait.
That wasn't very sporting
at all.
I feel the guilt.
Should we not be doing
our own work?
No way,
it's like the old saying,
"Always trick your friends
into doing things
for you and stuff."
-Why, yes,
I do recall the saying.
-Oh, yeah.
-Of course.
I remember that one.
-My dad used to say that.
I won! (LAUGHS)
-I got the pizza first.
-Thanks, Robin.
You're the best!
-I know.
-Oh no, not you, Robin, Robin.
-Oh, golly.
-Robin already got us a pizza
and fixed the TV.
But, it's not hard
when you put your mind to it.
-(BEAST BOY MUMBLING)
-Beast Boy,
do you need help?
No, Robin, I'm cool.
Robin has it covered.
Now chew please, Robin.
You, Robin,
are a rocking Robin, Robin.
CYBORG: Hey, Robin!
Look at this cool outfit
Robin made for me.
It draws attention
to the quads and calves,
just like a costume should.
Gotta step up your game,
Robin, if you wanna compete.
Oh,
I've never been so relaxed.
Deep breaths,
let all the tension out.
Breaking knuckle punch!
Deep tissue karate chop!
Argh!
Sugar, please.
-It's so snug.
-(MUMBLING)
It's got that snap I like.
Yes, Robin,
your fingers are like
tiny magic claw bones...
-Claw bones...
-(TITANS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
That's it!
Every Robin who's not Robin,
out!
No!
They were so helpful.
How am I gonna eat now?
The same way you used to!
(CRIES) I don't remember how!
Am... Am I doing it?
(ALARM RINGS)
Brother Blood's back!
But, the other Robins
are all gone.
Who's gonna fight 'em?
Us, obviously!
I know you're all feeling
sluggish, but that's okay.
I will lead you to victory.
We will defeat Brother Blood
and prove once and for all
that I am the best Robin.
How did we get captured?
Seriously, I had a whole
elaborate trap and everything!
Oh well, time to die.
Ahhh!
I know, I know,
I wish they were faster too.
Now, I'm going to check on
a few things around the lair.
Just keep screaming.
Ahhh!
Well, since we have
some time, is there something
you'd like to say to me.
Okay fine, maybe we were
getting a little lazy.
We're sorry.
We will train most vigorously
in the future.
Now call your Robin buds
and let's get outta here.
No way! The best Robin
doesn't need help.
I'll save us!
If I struggle enough,
I'll lose weight, then,
I'll be able to slip
out of the ropes.
(HORN BLOWS)
(LAUGHS)
Nice work, best Robin!
(STRUGGLING)
Getting a little sweat going.
-Just call the other Robins.
-Nope!
Come on, make that bird sound.
Don't need to.
(STRUGGLING)
Fine, I'm just going to call
them myself.
Caw, caw, chirp, chirp
whipoorwill, whipoorwill!
That's not it, dude.
It's like... (IMITATING BIRD)
Just stop, they're not coming!
(STRUGGLING)
The pounds are melting off.
I believe
it was more of the...
(IMITATING BIRD)
No, come on, it was...
Caw.
(CAWING)
Oh, no, no. You're not going
to get them to come that way.
It's actually... (BIRD CALL)
(CROWING)
Wait! No, no, no, stop!
I take it back!
Holy hostages, Robin!
Looks like
you could use some help.
-Yes!
-No!
Just checking in.
Your deaths,
are they imminent yet?
Robin! Robin! Robin!
Robin! Robin! Robin! Robin!
Robin!
Robin! Robin!
Robins!
Attack!
No!
(LAUGHING)
Hurt Bot!
Must show Robin
who the best Robin is.
Robins, go!
Uh, the death circle
isn't built
for this many people.
So I need you all
to squeeze together, okay?
Otherwise, I'm going
to have to run it twice
and that is just a hassle.
Guys, if this is it,
I just want you all to know,
since these losers failed,
this means I'm back
in the running
for "Best Robin"!
-Yes!
-You were captured first.
Look, you each
have different strengths.
Robin may be best at combat
but he doesn't have
Robin's toned muscular thighs.
Why, thank you.
And only one Robin is the best
at the foot rubs.
Toes are the key
to the perfect massage.
They're right.
There's no way to truly tell
who's the best Robin.
We should just be okay
being ourselves.
Especially since
we'll all be dead soon.
Ahhh!
-(CLATTERING)
-(GUNFIRE)
Curse you, Super Robin.
(ROBOT GROANING)
All right!
That's the Best Robin!
(CAWING)